Seth David Schoen's Letter

In the following famous picture (mirror), Seth David Schoen is holding an envelope containing a letter he sent to the editor of Wired Magazize about shrinkwrap licenses. On the envelope, it says:

NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE
THIS IS A LEGAL AGREEMENT between
you and the Electronic Frontier Foundation,
454 Shotwell Street, San Francisco, CA 94110.
By opening this envelope, you agree to print
the contents of the enclosed letter in Wired
9.11, or, at your option, any later magazine.

Seth David Schoen holding an envelope

Wired apparently did not print his letter in 9.11, at least in their online version. But Seth really did himself in by saying "or, at your option, any later magazine" -- Wired could indefinitely delay printing his letter saying, they planned to put it in some later magazine. (This has an interesting similarity to the Eldred case.)

Conclusion: EFF lawyers are bad at being evil.