Through the magic of the Internet, you can now make my computer at home say random things!

Sorry, this service has been discontinued.

Please leave your name and number so I can inform the pol--I mean, call you back.

How it Works

On the Server


tcpclient server port sh -c "tee >&7"
echo "Content-Type: text/plain"
echo "Thanks for the message! Hopefully it got through alright."

At Home

command line:

tcpserver server port recordio ./

tee | ./ | osascript turns it into a short AppleScript (say your comment here"), osascript uses the text-to-speech software build into OS X to get it to my speakers.