If you search for weblog on Google (screenshot, my Google Weblog comes up first. The message here is unmistakable: I am the new king of the weblog world.
First, I’d just like to say that I humbly accept this gracious honor, blah blah blah. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get down to the ordering and namecalling. Everyone must bow before me link to me from their blogroll. Oh, and upgrade to RSS 3.0 too. All those who fail to comply will be branded as traitors funky.