Classes begin, and the campus hums to life again. The ceiling of clouds moves to reveal a bright blue sky and a beautiful sun illuminating as far as the I can see. Happy music begins to play as familiar characters reprise their roles in cameos here and there.
From the posters popping up around school, one can guess that student government elections are going to be held soon. Like student governments everywhere, this one has no power (although it does appear to have a lot of money, but there are already lots of procedures in place on how it can be spent) so electoral appeals are even more vapid than those in normal elections (hard to believe, I know). Posters promoted a candidate by:
- implying he had a long penis
- suggesting she’s ugly, just like you
- offering to simplify student government regulations
- hinting that she’s black
- listing words that rhymed
- offering to provide free rental cars
- noting that their last name begins with the letter C
Can’t wait to see the latest polling…
posted March 31, 2005 11:28 PM (Education) (3 comments) #