The Onion: Kid Rock Starves to Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed. Right on target.
Hillary Rosen: “Why would anyone in their right mind pay $12.99 for a CD with artwork when they could simply spend seven hours downloading the compressed MP3 files of all the album’s songs onto their home computer’s desktop, decompress it into an AIFF sound file, and then burn the data onto a blank CD?”
Record Label Exec: “Just imagine if the oil-change industry allowed the public to have direct access to oil and oil filters, enabling them to change their car’s oil themselves without going through Jiffy Lube or Kwik Lube. People would stop going to oil-change shops, and the entire industry would collapse. We can’t let that happen to us.”